* JOKE EVENT 2011 *-THE WINNER .1:-Shubha Khare :-22+19=41

• • * JOKE EVENT 2011 *
    Aap sabhi log apne joke yaha daale likin sirf 2 joke hi daal sakte hai. Isme koi chat comment na kare.
    
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    Mona Srivastava Jokes event -GkfWhy was the computer late for school?
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    THIS MY ENTRY FOR THE PRESTIGIOUS JOKE COMPETITION OF THE DAY!!!
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    Ruchir Khare "JOKES EVENT 2011--------
    
    "EK AUTO RIKSHAW DRIVER NE EKDUM SE RIKSHAW U TURN KAR DIYA
    PEECHEY SE AA RAHA BIKE SAWAR US SE TAKRA GAYA, AUR BOLA-KYUN BHAI RIKSHAW MODNEY SE PEHLEY INDICATOR NAHI DE SAKTA THA, HAATH NAHI DE SAKTA THA......
    RIKSHAW WALA RIKASHAW SE NEECHEY UTRA AUR BIKE SAWAR KO KHOOB PEETA.
    BIKE SAWAR-- MARTA KYUN HE ?
    RIKSHAW DRIVER--SAALEY TUJHEY ITNA BADA RIKSHAW TO MUDTA HUA DIKHA NAHI, TOO MERA HAATH YA INDICATOR KYA KHAAKH DEKH LETA...........
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    Sumeet Srivastav "JOKES EVENT 2011--------
    
    Khargosh K 12th Mein Aye 75% Mrks
    Kachway K 50%
    Phr B Kachway Ka University Ma Admision Ho Gya;
    KAISE?.
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    Sports Base
    Yad Nahi
    Bachpan Ma Race Jeeta Tha..........
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    Satyan Srivastva Docter- Aapka aur aapki bibi ka blood group ej hai ?
    Mareej- Ha kyu ki ye pichle 25 saalo se mera hi khoon pee rahi hai .
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    Vivek Srivastava pradhan mantri manniya manmohan singh ji
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    Mona Srivastava JOKES EVENT 2011 ________________________________________________________Why are pianos so good at opening doors?|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
    
    They have so many different kinds of keys!!!
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    विश्वजीत कुमार सिन्हा It's all in the punctuation:
    An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
    The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
    The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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    विश्वजीत कुमार सिन्हा एक नौजवान जोड़ा किसी हिल स्टेशन में हनीमून के लिये गया। होटल में खाने के रेट वगैरह तय हो गये।
    
    संयोग कुछ ऐसा हुआ कि वे रोज बाहर घूमने जाते तो रात का खाना बाहर ही खाकर आते । तथा इस दौरान वे होटल में मना भी नहीं कर पाते कि वे रात का खाना नहीं खायेंगे।
    
    होटल से चलते समय जब बिल मिला तो उसमें डिनर के पैसे जुड़े थे। पति बोला-भई डिनर तो हमने कभी लिया नहीं। ये डिनर के पैसे कैसे जोड़ दिये?
    
    मालिक बोला-आपने तो मना भी नहीं किया। हम रोज बनाते रहे कि हमारे ग्राहक भूखे न रहें। आपके लिये खाना तो तैयार था। आप न खायें तो हमारा क्या दोष ? पैसे तो डिनर के बिल में जुड़ेंगे।
    
    आदमी ने पैसे दे दिये मगर मन नही मन उस होटल मालिक को उसकी हरकत का उसी के अंदाज में जवाब देने के बारे में सोचता रहा।
    
    सूटकेस उठाकर बाहर की तरफ चलने लगा। अचानक उसने होटल मालिक की गरदन पकड़ ली।
    
    बोला ,"तुमने मेरी बीबी को छेड़ा कैसे? पांच हजार रुपये दो तुरंत नहीं तो पुलिस को रिपोर्ट करता हूँ।"
    
    होटल वाला बोला मैंने कहां छेड़ा? मैंने तो उसकी तरफ आंख उठाकर भी नहीं देखा।
    
    पति गरदन दबाते हुये बोला-"तुमसे उसे छेड़ा नहीं तो इसमें उसकी क्या गलती? वो तो तैयार थी!"
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    Satyan Srivastva I Ladka- Yaar me apni girl friend ko kya gift du?
    
    II Ladka-Gold ki ring de do.
    
    I Ladaka- Yaar koi badi cheej bataao ?
    
    II Ladka-M.R.F ka tyre de do.
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    Shipra Khare एक बहानेबाज कर्मचारी का दादा उस के दफ़तर में जा कर उस के बाँस से बोला, " इस दफ़तर मे सुनिल नाम का व्यक्ति कार्य करता है, मुझे उस से मिलना है, वह मेरा पोता है।"
    
    बाँस ने मुस्करा कर कहा, " मुझे अफ़सोस है, आप देर से आए है, वह आप के आर्थी को कंधा देने के लिए छुट्टी लेकर जा चुका है।"
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    Alok Srii Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai.
    
    Teacher: “Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?” Santa: “Google Singh”
    
    Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: “Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?”
    
    Santa: “Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai“
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    Alok Srii Pathan Ped Pe Chadha Toh Bandar
    Puchata Hai
    
    Bandar: “Upar Kyun Aaye Ho?
    
    ” Pathan: “Amrood Khane”
    
    Bandar Hairan Hokar: “Par Yeh Toh Aaam Ka Ped Hai”
    
    Pathan Muskurate Hue: “Main Amrood Saath Laya Hoon Na“
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    Mayank Shrivastava nursery ke studenst ko uski mam exam tym bolti hai...jise jo pahle aa ra ho pahle wo kro..to turant hi ek bachha examm sheet me.su su kr ke mam ko de deta hai...mam kahti hai ye kya kiya nalayak..bachha bola mam aapne hi to kaha jo pahle aa rai ho wo pahle kro...
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    Kishan Shrivastava Ek saraai ek Sadhu se takra gaya .
    
    Sadhu- Me tujhe shrap deta hu .
    
    Saraabi- Jara ruko me glass le ke aata hu .
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    Kishan Shrivastava Bus Stand aur Cycle stand me kya firk hai?
    
    Bus stand bus ke saath kabhi nahi jata Magar cycle ka stand uske saath jata hai.
    Yesterday at 6:22am via mobile · Unlike · 14
    
    Prakash Srivastava roma roma meri jungli billi kaha hai tu kab mere peeche aaieygi DON ko sirf tu hi pakar sakti hai
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    Prakash Srivastava jaani ye pair jamen pe mat rakhna jameen pe daag lag jayenge kuki tumne pair surf excle se nai dhoye 
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    Shubhra Khare Santa: aaj nashte me kya khaya? .. banta : sandwich ... santa : jhoot mat bol tune mooli ke parathe khaye hain ... banta : how do you know?.... santa : lips can lie but hips dont......kem chhe!!
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    Sharad Mathur Present scenerio-
    
    Mona g-10
    Ruchir g-8
    Satyan dada-20
    Vishwajeet g-12
    Alok bhai-11
    Kishan g-9
    Prakash g-7
    Mayank bhai-5
    Shipra g-8
    Sumeet g-6
    Vivek bhai-2
    Shubhra di-3
    Yesterday at 6:38am via mobile · Like · 5
    
    Nikhil Shrivastav Pati patni se-Mere marne ke baad tum kaha rahogi ?
    
    Patni- Apni bahan ke paas.
    
    Patni Pati se- agar me mar gai to tum kaha rahoge ?
    
    Pati- Me bhi tumahi bahan ke pass rahuga.
    Yesterday at 6:45am via mobile · Like · 10
    
    Nikhil Shrivastav Doctor- Apke pati ko rest ki jarurat hai ye sleeping tablat le lijiyega.
    
    Wife- Unko kab khilana hai ?
    
    Doctor- Nahi ye aapko khani hai ?
    Yesterday at 6:54am via mobile · Like · 10
    
    Abhinav Srivastav Pappu - Daadi....kya hum hamesha
    Paanch hi rahenge... Aap.. Papa...
    Mummy... Main... Aur Behan..
    
    Dadi (Bahut Pyaar se) - Nahi Beta...Jab
    ... ... tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho
    Jayenge....
    
    Pappu - Fir Behan ki Shadi ho jayegi to
    hum 5 ho jayenge
    
    Dadi - Nahi Beta...Jab tumhara Beta
    hoga to hum fir se 6 Ho jayenge
    
    Pappu - Fir Aap Marr Jaoge to hum fir
    se 5 ho jayenge
    
    Dadi - Chup kar jaaaaaaaa... Haraamkhor
    So Jaa>:O =))
    Yesterday at 6:56am · Like · 10
    
    Manish Srivastava Jo dusro ki madat karta hai uski madat bhagwan karta hai.
    Newly invented:
    Jo kisi ki madat nhi karta uski madat Google karta H....
    Yesterday at 7:02am · Like · 10
    
    Sumeet Srivastav Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
    kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
    dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
    
    car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
    
    pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
    ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
    
    uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
    hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
    
    Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
    "bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
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    Abhinav Srivastav Majak ki b ek Had hoti hai,
    YAAR
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    Me Ladki k sath date mar raha tha or
    dost us k samny akar bola kal wali
    Zyada achi thi
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    Anshuman Sushil Kudeshia Once a poet was caught doing 'susu' outside his Mehbooba's house...
    
    She exclaimed.. "kya kar rahe ho...??"
    
    He promptly replied...
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    "khoya hua hoon maein itne gum mein tere vaaste...."
    
    "khoya hua hoon maein itne gum mein tere vaaste...."
    
    "ki ab aansoo bhi dhoond rahe hain naye naye raaste!
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    Anshuman Sushil Kudeshia Lady On Phone:
    "Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
    You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids."
    
    Man Is Stunned and says:
    "Oh my God!"
    
    R U Jessica?
    No.
    
    Pamela?
    No.
    
    Anna?
    No
    
    Christina?
    No.
    
    Joella?
    No.
    
    Elissa?
    No.
    
    Lady in confusion:
    "Sir, I am The Class Teacher Of Your Son."
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    Shubha Khare Wikipedia: I know everything
    
    Google: I have everything
    
    Facebook: I know Everybody
    
    Internet: Without me u r nothing
    
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    Electricity:
    ............Awaaazzzzzzzzzzzz nicheeeeeeeeee...........
    Jore ka jhatka haye joro se lageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............
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    Ritesh Sinha Kamyabi ka ultimate Funda-
    Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Karne Se Pehle
    Humesha Kisi Ladki Se Mashwara Lena
    Aur
    Wo Jo Mashwara De
    Uska Ulta Krna
    Kamyab Rahoge....!!!!
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    Sharad Mathur Present scenerio-
    
    Mona g-13
    Ruchir g-13
    Satyan dada-27
    Vishwajeet g-19
    Alok bhai-19
    Kishan g-17
    Prakash g-12
    Mayank bhai-9
    Shipra g-15
    Sumeet g-16
    Vivek bhai-3
    Shubhra di-8
    Nikhil g-12
    Abhinav g-12
    Anshuman g-10
    Manish g-5
    Shubha g-4
    Ritesh bhai-5
    22 hours ago via mobile · Like · 2
    
    Ritesh Sinha A new Vacuum Cleaner Salesman knocked the Door,
    
    A Lady opened it, And before She could Speak; Salesman Rushed in to the Living Room, And Emptied a Bag of Cow Shit on the Carpet.. !!!
    
    Salesman: Madam, If I'm unable to Clean this up with My New Powerful Vacuum cleaner in Next 10 seconds,
    I will EAT all this Shit... !!!
    
    Lady: Do You Need Chilli Sauce with that ???
    
    Salesman: Why ??? !!
    
    Lady: Because there's NO ELECTRICITY..
    
    Moral: Never Try to be Over Smart....!!!!
    22 hours ago · Like · 10
    
    Manish Srivastava K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri:
    Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi He
    Gor Frmaye.......
    Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi H
    Baki Sher Baad Me Abhi SUSU Aai he !!!!
    22 hours ago · Unlike · 13
    
    Sharad Shrivastava Ek baar santa aur banta ne 2 ghode (horse) kharide.
    Unhe lga k kahi unke ghode exchange na ho jaye isliye identification k liye unhone 1 ghode ka 1 kaan kaat diya.
    
    AB MOHALLE K LADKE BADE BADMASH
    unhone doosre ghode ka bhi 1 kaan kaat diya.
    
    Santa aur banta bade pareshan
    unhone fir se identificatio k liye 1 ghode ki pooch kaat di
    
    AB MOHALLE K LADKE BADE BADMASH
    unhone doosre ghode ki bhi pooch kaat di
    ab santa aur banta ne socha k ab to fir dono ghode ek jaise ho gaye ab kya kare
    unhone identification k liye 1 ghode k sare daant ukhaad diye.
    MOHALLE K LADKE BADE BADMASH
    unhone doosre ghode k bhi saare daant ukhad diye
    
    last me santa aur banta ne bada intelligent desicion diya
    
    KALA GHODA SANTA KA AUR SAFED GHODA BANTA KA
    
    HEHEHEHE
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    Usha Nigam एक नर्स का मंगेतर उसे बड़ी हसरत से - जानू काश मैं बीमार पड़ जाता और तुम्हारे वार्ड में भर्ती होता और तुम मेरी खिदमत करती और मैं जल्दी ठीक हो जाता। नर्स - जान तुम्हें मेरे पास कोई हादसा नही बल्कि चमत्कार ही ला सकता है, क्योंकि मैं मैटरनिटी वार्ड में होती हूं।
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    Vishal Bhatnagar Participate Joke 1 (Likes) Joke 2 (Likes) Total
    Satyan Srivastva 14 15 29
    Vishwajeet Kumar 7 15 22
    Alok Srii 13 9 22
    Sumeet Srivastav 11 10 21
    Kishan Shrivastava 9 11 20
    Mona Srivastava 10 7 17
    Manish Srivastava 6 10 16
    Ruchir Khare 15 0 15
    Shipra Khare 15 0 15
    Nikhil Shrivastav 7 7 14
    Abhinav Srivastav 8 6 14
    Anshuman Sushil Kudeshia 6 8 14
    Ritesh Sinha 7 7 14
    Prakash Srivastava 6 7 13
    Mayank Shrivastava 10 0 10
    Sharad Shrivastava 10 0 10
    Usha Nigam 10 0 10
    Shubhra Khare 9 0 9
    Shubha Khare 9 0 9
    Richa Kulshrestha 8 0 8
    Vivek Srivastava 6 0 6
    21 hours ago · Unlike · 4
    
    Salil Shrivastava Postman knockd d door.
    A kid came wid cigarette in mouth n beer in hand.
    Postman- papa hai?
    Kid- Abe bhootni ke mujhe dekh ke lagta hai PAPA ghar pe honge?!
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    Shipra Khare नशे मे धुत एक शराबी ने रात के दो बजे एक मकान की घंटी बजाई। खिडकी खुली और उससे झांकते हुए एक महिला चिल्लाई- भाग यहां से, लफंगा कही का! यह तेरा घर नही है।
    शराबी बुदबुदाया- कमाल है! अंदाज़ तो हूबहू मेरी बीबी जैसा ही है।
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    Salil Shrivastava IF u dnt LIKE it no prob. bt plz read it once...!
    Indian way of doing Business
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    Three contractor s are bidding to fix a broken fence
    at the White House in Washington D. C. One from
    Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from
    China.
    They go with a White House office to examine the
    fence.
    The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure
    and does some measuring, then works some figures
    with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will
    run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my
    team and $100 profit for me)" .
    The Chinese contractor also does some measuring
    and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 .
    ($300 for materials, $300 for myteam and $100
    profit for me)" .
    The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure,
    but leans over to the White House official and
    whispers, "$ 2,700 ."
    The official, outraged says, "You didn't even
    measure like the other guys! How did you come up
    with such a high figure?"
    The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me,
    $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix
    the fence."
    "Done!" replies the government official.. ...
    20 hours ago · Unlike · 9
    
    Sharad Shrivastava Ek baar 1 indian apne chinise frnd se milne hospital gya .
    Aur ja k uske paas baith gya.
    Achanak chinise frnd ki haalat bigadne lagi.
    Chinise ne tadapte hue kha
    "ching chau chumau cha"
    aur mar gya.
    
    Indian ko bahut dukh hua vo apne frnd k last word ka matlab jan ne k liye china gya jha use pta chala k ching chau chumau cha ka matlab hota hai
    
    oxygen k pipe se pair hta kutte"
    
    hehehe:)
    20 hours ago via mobile · Unlike · 14
    
    Shubha Khare Satna sir mari wife kho gai hai
    postman: ye post office hai police station nahi hai
    Satna -oh sorry Sala khusi k mare kaha jau,Kuch samjh me nahi aa reha hai..........
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    Mayank Shrivastava The most romantic lines:
    Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyaar me tum bhi kho jao..
    
    If translated in English it becomes:
    “I am lost in ur love, u also GET LOST” ...
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    Mayank Shrivastava Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
    "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! ..
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    Vishal Bhatnagar JOKEs Competition 2011- GKF
    Participates Joke 1 (Likes) Joke 2 (Likes) Total
    Satyan Srivastva 16 17 33
    Vishwajeet Kumar 8 17 25
    Shipra Khare 17 8 25
    Alok Srii 14 10 24
    Kishan Shrivastava 11 13 24
    Sumeet Srivastav 12 11 23
    Shubha Khare 13 8 21
    Mona Srivastava 11 8 19
    Manish Srivastava 7 12 19
    Nikhil Shrivastav 9 9 18
    Sharad Shrivastava 11 7 18
    Ruchir Khare 16 0 16
    Abhinav Srivastav 9 7 16
    Anshuman Sushil Kudeshia 7 9 16
    Ritesh Sinha 8 8 16
    Prakash Srivastava 7 8 15
    Usha Nigam 13 0 13
    Salil Shrivastava 8 5 13
    Mayank Shrivastava -2 7 6 13
    Mayank Shrivastava 11 0 11
    Shubhra Khare 11 0 11
    Richa Kulshrestha 10 0 10
    Vivek Srivastava 7 0 7
    19 hours ago · Unlike · 8
    
    Usha Nigam प्रश्न: रजनीकांत की फिल्म रोबोट का उद्देश्य क्या था ? उत्तर: यही कि लड़की केवल इंसान का ही नहीं बल्कि मशीन का भी दिमाग खराब कर सकती है।
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    Anurag Saxena Girl's status on FB:
    "I m sad:("
    (172 comments)
    Boy's status:
    "i m goin to commit sucide :-"(
    (2 likes, n 1 comment:
    Dekh le yar, ho skay to na
    kr!) :P:D
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    Sangeeta Mathur Sardar Ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
    Wo Uske Ghar Gaya Or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
    Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
    Sardar: Lo Batao,
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    Kitni Lambi Umar Hai
    19 hours ago · Unlike · 16
    
    Babloo Srivastawa Ek jeep ke piche likha tha- SAWAN KO AANE DO.
    Piche se ek Truc ne thok di.
    Truc ke aage likha tha- AAYA SAWAN JHUM KE.
    19 hours ago via mobile · Unlike · 9
    
    Nitesh Shrivastava BY RAVI JOHRI JI:::::
    
    * JOKES EVENT 2011*
    Teacher: tum bade hokar kya karoge?
    Arun: Shadi
    
    Teacher: Aisa Nahi, tum kya banana chahate ho?
    Arun: Husband.
    
    Teacher: No, I mean, Tumhe zindagi me kis chiz ki tamanna hai?
    Arun: Wife ki
    
    Teacher: Oh No, tum apne parents keliye kya karoge?
    Arun: Bahu Dhudunga
    
    Teacher: Stupid, Tumhare Mata, pita tumse kys chahate hai?
    Arun: Pota
    
    Teacher: He bhagvan, tumhare zingi ka laksh kya hai?
    Arun: Hum Do, Hamara Ek.
    18 hours ago · Unlike · 10
    
    Nitesh Shrivastava BY RAVI JOHRI JI::::
    
    *JOKES EVENT 2011*
    Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form
    SON
    Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy?
    SARDAR
    Likh de puttar “Very Long”.
    18 hours ago · Unlike · 9
    
    Sangeeta Mathur Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
    Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
    
    Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
    18 hours ago · Unlike · 10
    
    Saurabh Srivastava Sardar Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Huyi, Pr Lash Muskurate Huyi Mili,
    God Ne Puchha Mrte Waqt Hans Q Rahe They, Sardar Oye Mainu Laga Ki Photo Khich Rahi Hai.!
    18 hours ago via mobile · Unlike · 9
    
    Nitin Shrivastava Boss To Friend~ Kya Zamana Aa gaya hai yar..!! :|
    
    Friend~ Kya Hua..?? 
    
    Boss~ My Secretary Resigned & Left The Job Yesterday 
    
    Friend~ Why..?? 
    
    Boss~ She Caught Me Kissing My Wife :@ 
    18 hours ago · Unlike · 13
    
    Saurabh Srivastava Constable-Sir,kal raat kaidiyo ne jail me ramayan ki thi.Jailar-To isme itne pareshan Q ho?Sir ji hanuman bana kaidi abhi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nahi aaya.
    18 hours ago via mobile · Unlike · 10
    
    Nitin Shrivastava Dear Santa,
    What do you want for Christmas?
    Regards
    Rajinikanth!
    
    A very Happy and Merry Christmas to all
    18 hours ago · Unlike · 10
    
    Vishal Bhatnagar Abhi Tak Kaa Result:--- JOKEs Competition 2011- GKF
    Ranks Participates Joke 1 (Likes) Joke 2 (Likes) Total
    1 Satyan Srivastva 18 17 35
    2 Shipra Khare 17 11 28
    3 Vishwajeet Kumar 8 17 25
    3 Alok Srii 14 11 25
    3 Sumeet Srivastav 13 12 25
    4 Kishan Shrivastava 11 13 24
    5 Shubha Khare 13 10 23
    5 Sharad Shrivastava 13 10 23
    6 Mona Srivastava 12 8 20
    6 Manish Srivastava 7 13 20
    6 Usha Nigam 14 6 20
    7 Nikhil Shrivastav 9 9 18
    7 Mayank Shrivastava -2 10 8 18
    8 Abhinav Srivastav 10 7 17
    8 Prakash Srivastava 8 9 17
    8 Sangeeta Mathur 11 6 17
    9 Ruchir Khare 16 0 16
    9 Anshuman Sushil Kudeshia 7 9 16
    9 Ritesh Sinha 8 8 16
    10 Salil Shrivastava 9 5 14
    11 Ravi Johri 7 6 13
    11 Nitin Shrivastava 8 5 13
    12 Mayank Shrivastava 12 0 12
    12 Shubhra Khare 12 0 12
    12 Saurabh Srivastava 6 6 12
    13 Richa Kulshrestha 10 0 10
    14 Anurag Saxena 6 0 6
    14 Babloo Srivastawa 6 0 6
    17 hours ago · Like · 5
    
    Vineet Khare टीचर: - तुम्हारा नाम क्या है?
    स्टूडेंट:- निसार!
    टीचर: बताओ तुम कैसे पैदा हुए?
    निसार: जवानी जानेमन, हसीन दिलरुबा;
    मिले जो दिल जवान, निसार हो गया!
    17 hours ago · Unlike · 12
    
    Gyanesh Bhatnagar For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentous
    question.
    
    "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," Bill began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows."
    
    To his delight, Bill saw a sympathetic gleam in Lynn's eyes. Then she nodded in agreement, "I think it's a wonderful idea!
    Can I help you pick out a puppy?"
    17 hours ago · Unlike · 8
    
    Rajesh Shrivastava Sardar make a call to his home.
    Servant picked the phone.
    Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
    Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
    Sardar: But I am her husband.
    Servant: Now what to do?
    Sardar: Kill both of them.
    After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies?
    Sardar: Put them in our swimming pool.
    Servant: But there is no swimming pool in home.
    Sardar: Sorry wrong Number......
    17 hours ago · Unlike · 10
    
    Praveen Shrivastava लड़का - लड़की से : "मेरी आँखों में देखो , तुम्हे क्या नज़र आ रहा है ? 
    लड़की : " सच्चा प्रेम "
    लड़का : " ओ जूलियट की अम्मा !!!!
    आँख में कुछ चला गया है ... ज़ल्दी निकाल ".. XD 
    17 hours ago · Unlike · 12
    
    Babloo Srivastawa Dr pagal se- ye kya hai.
    .
    Pagal- ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai.
    .
    Dr- tumne 500 pnno me kya likha.
    .
    Pagal- 1st page pe likha ek raja ghode pe baith ke jungle ki taraf chala aur last ke page pe likha ki wah jungle pahuch gya.
    .
    Dr- to bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha.
    .
    Pagal- Tigdik, tigdik tigdik, tigdik. Tigdik.....
    16 hours ago via mobile · Unlike · 12
    
    Shubhra Khare a poor man catches a fish but his wife cant cook it due to...no gas...no electricity...no oil...the man left the fish back in the pond....fish jumped and shouted with joy.......aaj to baal baal bach gaye yaar......congress sarkaar jindabaad... : p
    16 hours ago via mobile · Unlike · 12
    
    Vineet Khare संता एसी के बडे शोरुम के सामने चिल्ला रहा था
    बंता ने पूछा- संता क्यों चिल्ला रहे हो ?
    संता- देखो ना ये बडे शोरुम वाले बडे कमिने और धोखेबाज निकले... मैने उनसे 2 टन का एसी खरीदा... घर आकर वजन करके देखता हूं तो सिर्फ 35 किलो का निकला...
    16 hours ago · Unlike · 11
    
    Pratiksha Shrivastava It was Christmas time and one woman invited all her family to her house to eat. So they gathered around the table and she asked her son to pray.
    
    He said: "But I do not know what to say."
    
    She said: "Say what I said this morning."
    
    So he said: "Dear God, why did I invite all these people to my house?"
    
    **MERY CHRISTMAS**
    16 hours ago · Unlike · 11
    
    Rajesh Shrivastava Girl wearing very short skirt..
    Boy- Tumhari Maa ne kuch nahi kaha?
    
    Girl- Maa to bahut Gussa hui or boli-
    ?
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    "Doubara Meri skirt Pehni to bahut Marungi" hahahaha
    16 hours ago · Unlike · 13
    
    Vishal Bhatnagar Abhi Tak Kaa Result:- Ranks:-Participates:-Joke 1 (Likes)+Joke 2 (Likes)=Total
    1:-Satyan Srivastva :-18+18=36
    2:-Shipra Khare:-18+12=30
    3:-Alok Srii :-15+12=27
    4:-Sumeet Srivastav:-14+12=26
    4:-Kishan Shrivastava:-12+14=26
    4:-Shubha Khare :-15+11=26
    5:-Vishwajeet Kumar:-8+17=25
    6:-Sharad Shrivastava:-13+10=23
    7:-Manish Srivastava :-9+13=22
    8:-Mona Srivastava :-12+9=21
    9:-Usha Nigam:-14+6=20
    9:-Nikhil Shrivastav :-10+10=20
    9:-Shubhra Khare:-13+7=20
    10:-Mayank Shrivastava -2:-10+9=19
    10:-Prakash Srivastava:-9+10=19
    11:-Abhinav Srivastav:-10+8=18
    11:-Sangeeta Mathur:-11+7=18
    11:-Anshuman Sushil Kudeshia:-8+10=18
    11:-Ritesh Sinha :-9+9=18
    12:-Nitin Shrivastava :-10+7=17
    13:-Ruchir Khare :-16+0=16
    13:-Salil Shrivastava:-10+6=16
    14:-Rajesh Shrivastava:-7+8=15
    15:-Ravi Johri:-7+6=13
    15:-Babloo Srivastawa :-6+7=13
    16:-Mayank Shrivastava :-12+0=12
    16:-Saurabh Srivastava :-6+6=12
    17:-Vineet Khare :-6+5=11
    18:-Vivek Srivastava:-7+0=7
    18:-Praveen Shrivastava :-7+0=7
    18:-Pratiksha Shrivastava:-7+0=7
    19:-Anurag Saxena:-6+0=6
    20:-Gyanesh Bhatnagar:-5+0=5 TOTAL:-589 LIKES
    PARTICIPATE:-33
    15 hours ago · Unlike · 7
    
    Anil Chandra Srivastav boy to shopkeepar
    
    boy- uncle rang gora karne ki cream hai.
    shopkeepar- haan hai..
    boy- to sale lagata kyon nahi mai roj dar jata hoon..
    15 hours ago · Unlike · 11
    
    Anil Chandra Srivastav boy to women
    
    boy- aunty ye pet me kya hai
    women- mera cute beta
    boy- etana hi cute tha to khaya kyun moti...
    15 hours ago · Unlike · 12
    
    Alisha Shrivastav Boy-I luv u...
    
    Girl- i hv boyfrnd..
    
    boy- (after long thinking...)
    .........
    .
    .
    .
    
    "DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST HO sakta HO TOH..! 
    15 hours ago · Unlike · 10
    
    Alisha Shrivastav A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
    He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
    The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
    The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
    "Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
    The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."
    15 hours ago · Unlike · 10
    
    Jaya Srivastava 2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the..
    
    1st- Kisne maara?
    
    2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gya.....
    14 hours ago · Unlike · 11
    
    Vishal Bhatnagar Some admins have got request messages from the members to extend the time limit to some extent.
    
    Considering this, the closing time has, now, been stretched up to 11:30 P.M.
    
    Thanks.
    14 hours ago · Like · 6
    
    Jaya Srivastava Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
    Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
    Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa
    14 hours ago · Unlike · 9
    
    Vishal Vardhan for joke event 2011-
    In a football match,Ronaldo said-if i kick d ball it'll keep rotating for 3 months.
    Rajnikant said-Tambi, U dont know y d earth is still rotating!!":
    14 hours ago · Unlike · 8
    
    Vishal Vardhan When i raised his bat on 33 runs..!!
    
    Dhoni:Its not 50 or 100 yet.
    
    Me:Tu chup kr 12 fail, Only an engineer can undrstnd d importance of passing mrks.!!  
    14 hours ago · Like · 5
    
    Ruchir Khare JOKES EVENT 2011
    
    Arz kiya hai..
    Jaldbazi me Shadi krke sara jivan bigad loge.
    Wah Wah!
    Jldbazi me Shaadi krke sara jivan bigad loge.
    Soch samj K kroge to b kya ukhad loge.
    13 hours ago · Unlike · 7
    
    Vishal Bhatnagar Jokes Event Ceremony-GKF
    ____________________________________
    
    There are some competitions where noone gets a defeat. We're sure it was one of them and you all must have LAUGHED YOUR GUTS OUT with every joke. So it was a WIN-WIN sort of an event.
    
    The kind of excitement and love for the family we have witnessed in last few days is immaculate& unparalleled. It wasn't a one man show rather the support from each and everyone of you. The JOKEs Event has lived upto its expectations. Team GKF is very thankful for this.
    
    THE COMPLETE LIKEs TABLE
    .
    Ranks:-Participates:-Joke 1 (Likes)+Joke 2 (Likes)=Total
    1:-Shubha Khare :-22+19=41
    2:-Satyan Srivastva :-18+19=37
    3:-Shipra Khare:-20+14=34
    4:-Alok Srii :-15+13=28
    4:-Sumeet Srivastav:-15+13=28
    5:-Sharad Shrivastava:-15+12=27
    6:-Kishan Shrivastava:-12+14=26
    6:-Vishwajeet Kumar:-9+17=26
    7:-Shubhra Khare:-15+10=25
    8:-Manish Srivastava :-10+13=23
    8:-Usha Nigam:-14+9=23
    9:-Mona Srivastava :-12+9=21
    9:-Mayank Shrivastava -2:-11+10=21
    10:-Nikhil Shrivastav :-10+10=20
    10:-Prakash Srivastava:-9+11=20
    10:-Sangeeta Mathur:-12+8=20
    10:-Ritesh Sinha :-10+10=20
    10:-Ruchir Khare :-16+4=20
    11:-Nitin Shrivastava :-11+8=19
    11:-Rajesh Shrivastava:-8+11=19
    11:-Anil Chandra Srivastav:-9+10=19
    12:-Abhinav Srivastav:-10+8=18
    12:-Anshuman Sushil Kudeshia:-8+10=18
    12:-Salil Shrivastava:-11+7=18
    13:-Babloo Srivastawa :-7+10=17
    14:-Ravi Johri:-8+8=16
    14:-Vineet Khare :-8+8=16
    14:-Alisha Shrivastav:-8+8=16
    14:-Jaya Srivastava:-9+7=16
    15:-Saurabh Srivastava :-7+7=14
    16:-Mayank Shrivastava :-12+0=12
    17:-Vishal Vardhan:-7+4=11
    18:-Praveen Shrivastava :-10+0=10
    19:-Pratiksha Shrivastava:-9+0=9
    20:-Vivek Srivastava:-7+0=7
    20:-Anurag Saxena:-7+0=7
    21:-Gyanesh Bhatnagar:-6+0=6
    
    .___________________________________
    THE WINNER
    .1:-Shubha Khare :-22+19=41
    .
    ___________________________________
    
    Regards
    GKF-TEAM
    
    
    
    
    
    
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